29 December, 2010

Aquatic

current song: Thinking Of Me by Olly Murs

to non-lean people:
please stop wearing purple clothes
you look like Grimace

28 December, 2010

Exercise

current song: Chase The Sun by Planet Funk

Grimace in downtown
damn girl!... want fries w/ that shake?
confident obese

21 December, 2010

Biathlon

current song: Ghost 'N' Stuff by deadmau5

rain rain went away
got to see solstice eclipse
rain rain come again

20 December, 2010

Spartakiad 9 - Berlin

current song: Harder Better Faster Stronger by Daft Punk

single released in 2001. UK Christmas #1 9 cycles ago... Somethin' Stupid by Robbie Williams.

rain rain go away
wanna see solstice eclipse
rain rain go away

14 December, 2010

Aquatic

current song: Gettin' Over You by David Guetta

non-leans dressed purple
Grimace want fries with that shake
lose weight or change clothes

09 December, 2010

Aquatic

current song: The Time by The Black Eyed Peas

high school musical
watched it at doctor's office
show lacked blue eyed soul

07 December, 2010

Spartakiad 8 - London

current song: Indestructible by Robyn

ding! fries are done. ding!
fries are done. would you like an
apple pie with that?

25 November, 2010

Biathlon (non-sprint)

current song: Like A G6 by Far East Movement

South Korea weak.
island bombed... yet no response.
attack! blitzkrieg north!

24 November, 2010

Aquatic

current song: Right This Second by deadmau5

Gov Ariyoshi
weighed self on FHB scale
165 lbs

21 November, 2010

Spartakiad 8 - London

current song: In And Out Of Love by Armin van Buuren

shout out to Eva:
never... ever... trust the french!
get marriage annulled!

20 November, 2010

Exercise

current song: Bad Romance by Lady GaGa

liberal behar
who listens to this moron?
moron liberals

19 November, 2010

Triathlon

current song: Space Cowboy by Jamiroquai

single released in 1994. kick ass UK #1 16 cycles ago... Baby Come Back by Pato Banton.

Miss Sampaguita!?!
what ever happened to her?
miss manang on air

18 November, 2010

Triathlon

current song: Only Girl by Rihanna

body scan machines
possible Peacekeeper apps?
who knows? build weapons.

16 November, 2010

Spartakiad 8 - London

current song: Like A G6 by Far East Movement

financially... frelled
physically... a Cylon
mentally... dollars

12 November, 2010

Biathlon (non-sprint)

current song: Stay by Shakespears Sister

single released in 1992. UK #1 18 cycles ago... Would I Lie To You? by Charles and Eddie.

can collector gramps
haven't seen you in some time
I hope you're OK

11 November, 2010

Exercise

current song: Insatiable by Nadine

when I win Mega
currency to Peacekeepers
will help those who serve

09 November, 2010

Exercise

current song: Why Don't You by Gramophonedzie

Armin van Buuren
trance... trance... trance... trance... trance... trance... trance...
infinite repeat

06 November, 2010

Aquatic

current song: In And Out Of Love by Armin van Buuren

non-leans move soooo slooow
please speed up the frellin' pace
life faster for all

05 November, 2010

Triathlon

current song: Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr

blank empty canvas
people ooooh aaaah go gaga
liberal morons

02 November, 2010

Spartakiad 8 - London

current song: Won't Go Quietly by Example

problem w/ non-leans
move slower than fast turtles
lose shell be leopards

Exercise

current song: Evacuate The Dancefloor by Cascada

24 gym bods
fight diabetes onslaught
brang healthcare costs down

16 October, 2010

WAC Volleyball: #4 Hawaii 3 - San Jose State 0

current song: Te Amo by Rihanna

ladies of The View...
if they lived in Muslim world
they'd have less freedom

08 October, 2010

Exercise

current song: Katy On A Mission by Katy B

liberal think tank
do socialists really think?
they only tax, spend

07 October, 2010

Spartakiad 8 - London

current song: Acapella by Kelis

gross obesity
not a disability
get in frellin' shape

25 September, 2010

Aquatic

current song: Acapella by Kelis

frell off michael moore
diabetic liberal
no brain only fat

24 September, 2010

Exercise

current song: The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Script

msnbc
who listens to its garbage?!
tax spend liberals

21 September, 2010

Hawaii Five-0 - Premiere

current song: One by Swedish House Mafia

vote 4 GOP
new contract w/ USA
will make country right

16 September, 2010

Hawaii Five-0 - Waiola Shave Ice Filming

current song: The Sign by Ace Of Base on 93.9 Jamz

single released in 1994. UK #1 16 cycles ago... Saturday Night by Whigfield.

vote Sharron Angle
defeat idiot leader
help right this country

08 September, 2010

Biathlon (non-sprint)

current song: She Said by Plan B

socialist europe
lazy liberals don't work
they get paid to strike

01 September, 2010

Battle Of The Bulge: Coke 52 - Cardio 0

current song: Creep by Radiohead

single released in 1992. UK #1 18 cycles ago... Rhythm Is A Dancer by Snap!

amazing walkers
fight diabetes onslaught
Admiral salutes

28 August, 2010

Whale Wars 3 - Season Finale

current song: Love Never Dies by Caspa

congrats Waipio
Little League national champs
bring home world title

19 August, 2010

Exercise

current song: Club Can't Handle Me by Flo Rida

Achtung Sebaceans!
defeat offensive onslaught
control universe

18 August, 2010

Spartakiad 8 - London

current song: She Said by Plan B

lazy socialists
99 weeks not enough?!
get a frellin' job!

14 August, 2010

Aquatic

current song: Riverside by Sidney Samson

muffin top non-leans
diabetes candidates
stop eating muffins

13 August, 2010

Aquatic

current song: Beautiful Monster by Ne-yo

love them sign wavers
beep beep! make their solar day
love campaign season

12 August, 2010

Spartakiad 8 - London

current song: Amazing by INNA

thank you Ted Stevens
fiscal conservative friend
transformed youngest States

09 August, 2010

Exercise

current song: Sexy Chick by David Guetta

cycles come and go
changelessness equals decay
Mega victory

07 August, 2010

Exercise

current song: California Gurls by Katy Perry on star 101.9 fm

hotties Girls Aloud
single 1st time heard on air
Something Kinda Ooooh

06 August, 2010

Spartakiad 8 - London

current song: One by Swedish House Mafia

new chinese weapon
aircraft carrier killer
build counter weapon

17 July, 2010

Whale Wars 3 - Sliced In Two

current song: Invaders Must Die by The Prodigy

love Bill O'Reilly
love fiscal conservatives
they'll save USA

12 July, 2010

Biathlon

current song: Bang Bang Bang by Mark Ronson & The Business Intl

Wonder Girls in isles
should I go to the concert?
who would wanna go?

10 July, 2010

Biathlon

current song: Hot by INNA

peacekeeper Raptors
would love to see them in flight
wonderful weapons

08 July, 2010

Exercise

current song: Won't Go Quietly by Example

frell Octopus Paul
Deutschland loss prediction true
eat Paul for sushi

07 July, 2010

Biathlon

current song: Hot Hot Hot by Dee Lux

damn! Octopus Paul...
predicts Spain over Deutschland!?!?!
I'll eat him for lunch!!!

04 July, 2010

Exercise

current song: Haven't Met You Yet by Michael Buble

love gov Chris Christie
love fiscal conservatives
they'll save USA

21 June, 2010

Biathlon

current song: Finally In Love by McLean

strange conversation
stunned... comms now on standby mode
Admiral at sea

13 June, 2010

Spartakiad 8 - London

current song: Home by Michael Buble

Pac-10 athletics
plus Pac-10 academics
powerful combo

31 May, 2010

Aquatic

current song: Rock That Body by The Black Eyed Peas

Wahine softball
women's college world series
win it for home state

29 May, 2010

Exercise

current song: Make Me Wanna Die by The Pretty Reckless

Wahine softball
go Bows! beat alabama
good luck tomorrow!

28 May, 2010

Exercise

current song: For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert

those against BP
cry me (polluted) rivers
stop oil use. then bitch.

23 May, 2010

Exercise

current song: I'm Not Alone by Calvin Harris

congrats Charles Djou
vote for him in November
help make this world right

22 May, 2010

Biathlon

current song: Heaven by DJ Sammy & Yanou

congress democrats
dummies applaud hypocrite
when will world be right?

21 May, 2010

Quadrathlon

current song: Bittersweet by Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Governor Brewer
scolds prez, Napolitano:
"do your frellin' job"

08 May, 2010

Lost 6 - The Package

current song: Vogue by Madonna

single released in 1990. UK #1 20 cycles ago... Killer by Adamski.

let Euro(pe) suffer
will US pay for Greek debt?
Portugal... Spain... next

22 April, 2010

Biathlon

current song: Do-wah-doo by Kate Nash

vote for Charles Djou
positive campaign message
dems only attack

20 April, 2010

Exercise

current song: I Need You by N-Dubz

by end of cycle...
Israel, to protect self
may attack Iran

16 April, 2010

Exercise

current song: When Love Takes Over by David Guetta

tears of frellin' joy
attended 1st tea party
there's hope for US

29 March, 2010

Exercise

current song: What About Now by Daughtry on star 101.9 fm

single released in 2008. UK #1 2 cycles ago... American Boy by Estelle.

learn from New Jersey
GOP gov Chris Christie
will balance budget

23 March, 2010

Biathlon

current song: Break Your Heart by Taio Cruz on hot 93.9 FM

home state Congress reps
already have health care here
why did you vote aye?

22 March, 2010

24 Hour Fitness - Chest & Biceps

current song: Who's That Girl by Madonna on kssk 92.3 fm

single released in 1987. UK #1 23 cycles ago... Everything I Own by Boy George.

protesters of war...
don't you consume energy?
you are hypocrites

18 March, 2010

Exercise

current song: Poker Face by Lady Gaga on power 104.3 fm

single released in 2008. UK #1 2 cycles ago... Mercy by Duffy.

Peacekeeper aircraft
blanket... protect Capital
Hawaii at peace

16 March, 2010

Biathlon

current song: Hole In My Heart by Alphabeat

vote 4 Charles Djou
GOP will run Congress
will balance budget

13 March, 2010

Biathlon 2x

current song: SexyBack by Justin Timberlake on power 104.3 FM

single released in 2006. UK #1 4 cycles ago... It's Chico Time by Chico.

Pacific a.m.
stand up pad board armada
far as eyes can see

08 March, 2010

Amazing Race 16 - Hamburg, Germany


kinky Love Hewitt
va-jazzled her va-jay-jay
hot pink disco ball

03 March, 2010

Biathlon

current song: Baby by Justin Bieber on hot 93.9 FM

Stephen T Colbert
liberal amuses me
that boy knows 'bout gams

01 March, 2010

Battle Of The Bulge: Coke 52 - Cardio 0

current song: Don't Stop Believin' by Journey

puffer fish toxin
more potent than cyanide
develop weapon

28 February, 2010

24 Hour Fitness - Shoulders & Triceps

current song: Live Like We're Dying by Kris Allen on star 101.9 fm

google Jim Bunning
heart fiscal conservatives
"no dollars?... tough shit!"

16 February, 2010

24 (Day 8) - 23:00 to 00:00

current song: Sexy Bitch by David Guetta on hot 93.9 FM

watch Biggest Loser
chili con Carnie Wilson
earn your way to health

07 February, 2010

Super Bowl 44 - New Orleans Saints

current song: Sweet Harmony by Danny Byrd

jellyfish invades
sparse human activity
ocean spread open

05 February, 2010

MPSF Volleyball: #4 UCLA 3 - #6 Hawaii 1

current song: Riverside by Sidney Samson

Mayor Frank Fasi
transformed Capital City
great visionary

02 February, 2010

Exercise

current song: Escapade by Janet Jackson on kssk 92.3 fm

single released in 1990. UK #1 20 cycles ago... Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinead O'Connor.

amazing Cylons
flex power in Pacific
like Talyn in space

01 February, 2010

Triathlon

current song: I Do It For You by Bryan Adams on kssk 92.3 fm

single released in 1991. UK #1 19 cycles ago... 3 a.m. Eternal by The KLF.

peacekeepers on move
transport vehicles snarl roads
awesome sight to see

30 January, 2010

Biathlon

current song: Lean On Me by Club Nouveau on kssk 92.3 FM

single released in 1987. UK #1 23 cycles ago... Jack Your Body by Steve "Silk" Hurley.

(va-jay-)Jay Leno
what's so funny about him?
I want my Coco(a).

29 January, 2010

Triathlon

current song: Riverside by Sidney Samson

taxed private sector
how will that help create jobs?
stupid democrats

20 January, 2010

Aquatic

current song: Just Dance by Lady Gaga on power 104.3 FM

huge GOP win
congratulations Scott Brown!
all smiles ear to ear

05 January, 2010

Running

current song: Let The Bass Kick In Miami Girl by Chuckie & LMFAO

Somali pirates
perhaps that country's coast guard
top censored story

01 January, 2010

Salutations 2010

current song: Starstrukk by 3OH!3

love new cycle's eve
fireworks blanket home state
tourists shock and awe

I always wondered what mainlanders think about the madness. this dude who works at ASB moved to the islands last cycle. he and his wife shocked w/ all the fireworks and aerials. he's like: on the mainland we'd see a fireworks show... but here... it's in every neighborhood.

I personally love it. all of Hawaii in celebration. unable to see the blue blue moon tonight. watched lots of aerials explode. awesome. I do miss the old school firecrackers. everything would be covered w/ red paper. love it when unable to see lights on the mountains. love it when smoke all around.

chillaxed at a friend's parents' establishment. lots of fireworks and aerials. lots of dranks too. couldn't leave party. I wanted to chillax at friend Sheila's establishment around midnight. would've been nice to chillax on her patio and watch all the aerials explode all around the island.