31 December, 2009

Exercise

current song: It Doesn't Often Snow At Christmas by Pet Shop Boys

fave ASB branch
Maunakea, North King streets
Mandarin planet

30 December, 2009

Aquatic

current song: Last Christmas by Wham!

single released in 1984. UK #1 and Christmas #1 25 cycles ago... Do They Know It's Christmas? by Band Aid.

pathetic Europe
powerless against China
Brit executed

26 December, 2009

Biathlon

current song: Killing In The Name by Rage Against the Machine

UK Christmas #1 single for 2009 released in 1992. UK Christmas #1 17 cycles ago... I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston.

omnipotent G
on air... all time... all stations
she's kinda bizay

25 December, 2009

Exercise

current song: Don't Go by Yazoo

single released in 1982. UK Christmas #1 27 cycles ago... Save Your Love by Renee and Renato.

thanks Lady Gaga
Bad Romance starts solar day
'rah rah ah ah ah...'

18 December, 2009

Biathlon

current song: Telephone by Lady Gaga on da bomb 102.7 FM

congrats Wahine
excellent kick glutes season
good luck to Penn State

11 December, 2009

Exercise

current song: Last Christmas by Wham!

US history
GOP congress surplus
dems bleed Nazi red

04 December, 2009

Oregon - Pac-10 Football Champions

current song: Telephone by Lady Gaga

congrats Oregon!
battle tested Pac-10 champs
decimate buckeyes

27 November, 2009

Nip/Tuck - Alexis Stone II

current song: Celebration by Madonna

Gaga ooh la la
'...work it move that bitch crazy...
...want your bad romance...'

26 November, 2009

Exercise

current song: Breathe by The Prodigy

single released in 1996. UK #1 13 cycles ago.

the Biggest Loser
past non-lean competitors
now T(h)in triathletes

25 November, 2009

Aquatic

current song: Who Wants To Live Forever by Queen

single released in 1986. UK #1 23 cycles ago... Take My Breath Away by Berlin.

Euro sound invades
soothing electronica
makes my solar day

07 November, 2009

Pac-10 Football: Stanford 51 - #7 Oregon 42

current song: Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

Rihanna speaks out
20 20 interview
I respect her now

WAC Volleyball: #3 Hawaii 3 - Fresno State 0

current song: Backstabber by DJ Remy

Fort Hood tragedy
Peacekeeper v Peacekeeper
our fallen Heroes

31 October, 2009

Aquatic

current song: Flashback by Calvin Harris

Happy Halloween
scariest place in US?
dem controlled Congress

22 October, 2009

Exercise

current song: Celebration by Madonna

heal A Freckles heal
hey plantar fasciitis
I will vanquish you

21 October, 2009

Aquatic

current song: Fight For This Love by Cheryl Cole

currency, my love...
desire you more and more!
how will I survive?

29 September, 2009

Amazing Race 15 - Cai Be, Vietnam

current song: Pistol Whip by Joshua Ryan

offensive onslaught
Sebaceans flight to the stars
planet in decay

26 September, 2009

America's Next Top Model 13 - Make Me Tall

current song: Get Shaky by The Ian Carey Project

shut the frell up Gore!
look at your carbon footprint
practice what you preach

05 September, 2009

Exercise

current song: White Horse by Wonderland Avenue

Carli and Hana
pillars of Golden (Bear) light
uber-positive

03 September, 2009

Exercise

current song: I'm Not Alone by Calvin Harris

volleyball Rose Bowl
Washington versus Penn State
Pac-10 will prevail

02 September, 2009

Battle Of The Bulge: Coke 123 - Cardio 0

current song: Disco Lies by Moby

Deutschland mein Deutshland
uber alles in der Welt
follow So Kor lead

01 September, 2009

Exercise

current song: Get Sexy by Sugababes

planet of baboons
my world... once heaven... now hell
Sebaceans save us!

30 August, 2009

24 Hour Fitness - Triceps

current song: Poison by Prodigy

fake swine flu on rise
why? worsening econ news...
gov distracts public

29 August, 2009

Chevron Wahine Volleyball Invitational: #9 UCLA 3 - #25 Santa Clara 0

current song: Firestarter by Prodigy

shout out to Pac-10:
brrrang home volleyball, football
national titles

26 August, 2009

Triathlon

current song: Outta Here by Esmee Denters

fire Jean Stavrue!
cunt's pay comes from our taxes
terminate traitor

24 August, 2009

Project Runway 6 - Season Premiere

current song: Superhuman Touch by Athlete

traitor Jean Stavrue
against statehood... burned flag's star
cunt works LCC

22 August, 2009

Hawaii Statehood Day

current song: Sexy Bitch by David Guetta

Golden Jubilee
peace... prosperity... profits
thank you USA

21 August, 2009

Project Runway All-Star Challenge - Daniel Vosovic

current song: Pjanoo by Eric Prydz

Dems outta control
current deficit? trillions!
US uber-frelled

19 August, 2009

Aquatic

current song: Jericho by Prodigy

workplace parking lot
Japanese brands dominate
US car count? 2

14 August, 2009

Triathlon

current song: Definitely by Yoda

battlefield? puh-leeze!
get some talent miss (NO) sparks
uber-generic

08 August, 2009

Triathlon

current song: Hold That Sucker Down by OT Quartet

US deficit
in past... billions per cycle
now? frellin' trillions

06 August, 2009

Exercise

current song: Enjoy The Silence by Depeche Mode

E. Lee, L. Ling free!
quarantine! perform med tests
Nebari-like plot?

05 August, 2009

Triathlon

current song: Remedy by Little Boots

cash-clunkers program
should include stipulation
US brands only

01 August, 2009

Whale Wars 2 - Bait And Switch

current song: Idealistic by Digitalism

McMackin! no pride?!
cryin'?! what a drama queen!
frell... what a faggot

27 July, 2009

Walking

current song: Confusion Girl by FrankMusik

mortal immortal
cycles past present future
changelessness decay

25 July, 2009

Whale Wars 2 - Desire To Fling Things

current song: Poppiholla by Chicane

Virgina-class subs
Hawaii, Texas, North Car
flex Peacekeeper might

16 July, 2009

Biathlon

current song: Up by Saturdays

Empress Michiko
I waved to her... she waved back
made my afternoon

08 July, 2009

Spartakiad 6 - Chicago

current song: Walk Away by Kelly Clarkson on KSSK 92.3 FM

dems in full control
look back at Carter era
frelled up times ahead

02 July, 2009

AVP Ocean City - Hyden/Scott

current song: When Love Takes Over by David Guetta

no property rights
what dem controlled gov thinkin'?
vote 4 GOP!

24 June, 2009

Spartakiad 6 - Chicago

current song: 15 Minutes by The Yeah You's

can collector man
purchased silver Honda Fit
he heart foreign brands

20 June, 2009

Battle Of The Bulge: Coke 53 - Cardio 0

current song: When Love Takes Over by David Guetta

barbara boxer
title of CUNT best suits you
drop the cuntitude!

18 June, 2009

Triathlon

current song: The Show by Lenka

atonement brings peace
will prosperity follow?
currency scary

17 June, 2009

Biathlon

current song: Fire Burning by Sean Kingston

heat delirium
8 solar days record temps
Pacific cools... soothes

10 June, 2009

Spartakiad 5 - Vengeance

current song: Fire by Kasabian

bodacious beach bods
(mini) muffin/buffin tops
all types on display

02 June, 2009

AVP Huntington Beach - Branagh/Youngs

current song: Finders Keepers by You Me At Six

private sector frelled
what about state government?
unions make me sick

31 May, 2009

Aquatic

current song: Halo by Beyonce on Da Bomb 102.7 FM

Peacekeeper Grayza:
give me wormhole weaponry...
I will bring you peace

28 May, 2009

Triathlon

current song: Bonkers by Dizzee Rascal

swine flu... what a joke!
don't believe propaganda
Citizens! wake up!

27 May, 2009

Aquatic

current song: Fairytale by Alexander Rybak

vball digging macs
come from behind victory
take that na mahu

19 May, 2009

24 (Day 7) - Season Finale

current song: Jump In The Pool by Friendly Fires

modernization
Europeanization
capitalism

05 May, 2009

24 (Day 7) - 04:00 to 05:00

current song: Day 'N' Nite by Kid Cudi Vs Crookers

flu propaganda
detracts Dems dumb decisions
how Nazi clever

03 May, 2009

America's Next Top Model 12 - Doritos Bikini

current song: Champagne Supernova by Oasis on Star 101.9 FM

single released in 1996. UK #1 13 cycles ago... Fastlove by George Michael.

ga ga for Gaga
natural or auto-tune?
sucked ass live at BRITs

02 May, 2009

Biathlon

current song: Who Can It Be Now? by Men At Work on KPOI 105.9 FM

wiggah Eminem
bubble gum rap pop princess
gangsta wannabe

25 April, 2009

Exercise

current song: Do They Know It's Christmas by Band Aid? on KPOI 105.9 FM

dumb ass democrats
frelling up economy
let the markets be

04 April, 2009

Spartakiad 5 - Vengeance

current song: Blame It by Jamie Foxx on Hot 93.9 FM

traffic! awesome sight!
sign of thriving GSP
citizens on move

25 March, 2009

24 (Day 7) - 22:00 to 23:00

current song: The Sign by Ace Of Base on KSSK 92.3 FM

traitor Watada
she's ok w/ Afghan war
brass! deploy bitch there

21 March, 2009

Walking

current song: Just Dancy by Lady Gaga on Da Bomb 102.7 FM

bracketology
economic policy
don't believe a word

18 March, 2009

24 (Day 7) - 21:00 to 22:00

current song: Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz on Star 101.9 FM

v-ball drama queens
drop neg 'tude. learn to play smart.
bad set? adjust swing.

13 March, 2009

America's Next Top Model 12 - Makeover

current song: Just Dance by Lady Gaga on Da Bomb 102.7 FM

poor rich Rihanna
is Hillary an idol?
where's the self respect?

10 March, 2009

24 (Day 7) - 20:00 to 21:00

current song: It's Not Unusual by Tom Jones on Oldies 107.9 FM

Rihanna! dump Chris!
how can you live w/ abuse?
what's up w/ you girl?!

28 February, 2009

MPSF Volleyball: #7 Stanford 3 - #11 Hawaii 0

current song: Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds on KSSK 92.3 FM

Stanford Cardinal
nearing 100 titles
home of champions

20 February, 2009

Humpback Whale Hunting

current song: Viva La Vida by Coldplay on KSSK 92.3 FM

damn you humpback whales!
10 to 12 thousand in isles?
have yet to see 1

14 February, 2009

Humpback Whale Hunting

current song: One Last Breath by Creed on Star 101.9 FM

elusive humpbacks
peak season. reveal yourselves.
breach! wave fins and flukes

07 February, 2009

Walking

current song: Crazy by Gnarls Barkley on Star 101.9 FM

single released in 2006. UK #1 3 cycles ago... Nasty Girl by The Notorious B.I.G.

C-class wannabees
don't make like you drive an S
gimme frellin' break

06 February, 2009

Exercise

current song: Butterfly by Crazy Town on Star 101.9 FM

single released in 2001. UK #1 8 cycles ago... Whole Again by Atomic Kitten.

Fed taxes unpaid
Cabinet double standard
Democrats corrupt

04 February, 2009

Battle Of The Bulge: Coke 33 - Cardio 0

current song: Hot N Cold by Katy Perry on Star 101.9 FM

weak US dollar
frell stimulus waste. be strong!
rise! boost GNP

03 February, 2009

Biathlon

current song: Here Comes The Rain Again by Eurythmics on KSSK 92.3 FM

single released in 1984. kick ass UK #1 25 cycles ago... Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

nancy pelosi
what a frellin' idiot
shut up va-jay-jay

27 January, 2009

Xin Nian Kuai Le

current song: Jumpin (Out The Window) by Ron Browz on Da Bomb 102.7 FM

C ya later Rat
Happy Chinese New Cycle
Salutations Ox

24 January, 2009

Lost - Season 5 Premiere

current song: Stop! In The Name Of Love by The Supremes on Oldies 107.9 FM

single released in 1965. UK #1 44 cycles ago... Yeh, Yeh by Georgie Fame and the The Blue Blue Flames.

feral animals
threat to pure environment
world turned upside down

22 January, 2009

Spartakiad 4 - Strength Through Joy

current song: Ridin' by Chamillionaire on Da Bomb 102.7 FM

offensive onslaught
Sebacean supremacy
will guide universe

21 January, 2009

Spartakiad 4 - Strength Through Joy

current song: Start Me Up by Rolling Stones on KPOI 105.9 FM

cuckoo for Koko
people understand this beast?
sign of Valkyrie?