24 March, 2011

Humpback Whale Hunting

current song: Who's That Chick? by David Guetta

frelling idiot
wants to help Brazil oil drill
what about US?

20 March, 2011

Biathlon

current song: Let The Bass Kick In Miami Girl by Chuckie & LMFAO

Heil Lord of the Trance!
State of Trance 500 aired
universe partied

19 March, 2011

Humpback Whale Hunting

current song: Someone Like You by Adele

universe entranced
an Admiral solar day
bathe, dance in my light

Aquatic

current song: Till The World Ends - Britney Spears

I've become obese
lazy to walk 1 flight up
took elevator

18 March, 2011

Hawaii Five-0 - Ala Moana Beach Filming

current song: Don't Hold Your Breath by Nicole Scherzinger

lazy non-lean blond
rode elevator 2 times
each time for 1 flight

17 March, 2011

American Idol 10: Top 12 - Birth Cycle

current song: Stereo Love by Edward Maya

poor wealthy Japan
nuclear reactors frelled
what will happen next?

16 March, 2011

V: Season 2 Finale - Mother's Day

current song: Don't You Want Me by The Human League

single released in 1981. UK #1 30 cycles ago... Jealous Guy by Roxy Music.

HI gas price
now average 4 per gallon
highest in nation

14 March, 2011

Humpback Whale Sighting - Daylight Savings Time Begins

current song: Katy On A Mission by Katy B

New Hope BBW
singing praise... right hand in air
is she a Nazi?

12 March, 2011

Oregon - NCAA Women's Indoor Track & Field Champions

current song: Move This by Technotronic

single released in 1992. UK #1 19 cycles ago... Stay by Shakespears Sister.

quote by friend Begone:
"I ain't no carnival ride"
couldn't stop laughing

Humpback Whale Hunting

current song: Someone Like You by Adele

Japan post-earthquake
destruction... and destruction...
and more destruction...

11 March, 2011

Triathlon

current song: Dance With Me by Debelah Morgan

8.9 earthquake
amazing aerial shots
Japan in ruins

10 March, 2011

Exercise

current song: Gettin' Over You by David Guetta

frell you Westboro!
if not for our Peacekeepers...
no freedom of speech

09 March, 2011

Spartakiad 10 - Athens

current song: Till The World Ends by Britney Spears

watching Iron Chef...
my translator microbes worked
only half the time

07 March, 2011

24 Hour Fitness - Chest & Triceps

current song: Fighting Fire by Breakage

I shart the sheriff
but didn't shart deputy
trashed Alfani blues

03 March, 2011

Exercise

current song: Umbrella by Rihanna

tax! tax! tax! tax! tax!
isle democrats are assholes
who won't cut spending

02 March, 2011

Spartakiad 10 - Athens

current song: Insomnia by Faithless

sex state Hillary
if Bill doesn't respect you...
why would others do?

01 March, 2011

Biathlon

current song: Who's That Chick? by David Guetta

Achtung Citizens!
remember our Peacekeepers!
they protect freedom!

28 February, 2011

Exercise

current song: Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode

when state workers strike
they still get compensated
waste tax currency

27 February, 2011

24 Hour Fitness - Quads & Triceps

current song: Someone Like You by Adele

Neil Abercrombie
instead of raising taxes
cut, slash state spending

26 February, 2011

Biathlon

current song: Animal by Neon Trees

dumb ass democrats
avoid issues... flee home states
moron liberals

25 February, 2011

Exercise

current song: She Said Prayin' by Plan B

shut up Hillary
your husband cheated on you
who listens to you?

24 February, 2011

Quadrathlon

current song: Prayin' by Plan B

dear Mid East allies...
please increase oil production
gas prices too high

23 February, 2011

Biathlon

current song: Insomnia by Faithless

states nearly bankrupt!
states under GOP rule
will balance budgets

22 February, 2011

Exercise

current song: I Need Air by Magnetic Man

Mid East uprisings
how will oil markets react?
drill babe drill babe drill

18 February, 2011

Biathlon

current song: Hello by Martin Solveig & Dragonette

to public sector:
compared to private sector...
you have it easy

15 February, 2011

Biathlon

current song: Niton by Eric Prydz

driver slow on road...
yet speeds in parking structure
moron liberal

14 February, 2011

Exercise

current song: We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP

bring out inner Kore
Kore values, hard work ethic
show me currency

12 February, 2011

Exercise

current song: Memories by David Guetta

are you serious?
minivan weaving traffic!
to driver: get real

02 February, 2011

Aquatic

current song: You Spin Me Round by Dead Or Alive

single released in 1984. UK #1 17 cycles ago... Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

Virgin Madonna
she sings to those who can hear
brightens solar day

31 January, 2011

Pro Bowl: NFC 55 - AFC 41

current song: I Want To Hold Your Hand by The Beatles

thank you NFL
Pro Bowl boosts gross state product
state needs currency

28 January, 2011

Biathlon

current song: Hold It Against Me by Britney Spears

mini-van speedsters
please! you drive a mini-van!
not frellin' sports car!

27 January, 2011

Biathlon

current song: One by Swedish House Mafia

love and loathe traffic
sign of growing GSP
frell drivin' in it

26 January, 2011

Spartakiad 9 - Berlin

current song: Hey Baby by Pitbull

private v public
revenues v expenses
makers v takers

20 January, 2011

Biathlon

current song: Mr. Vain by Culture Beat on 93.9 FM jamz

drank box Hershey's milk
cuz lactose intolerant
constant flatulence

19 January, 2011

Aquatic

current song: Hey Baby by Pitbull

medical waste spill
spread up and down leeward coast
what did I swim in?

18 January, 2011

Hawaii Five-0 - He Kane Hewa'ole

current song: Hello by Martin Solveig & Dragonette

love the state of trance
solar day ends on good notes
frell funk and the blues

01 January, 2011

Salutations 2011

current song: Please Don't Let Me Go by Olly Murs

Happy New Cycle
in 2011...
I'll win Mega Mils