30 August, 2009

24 Hour Fitness - Triceps

current song: Poison by Prodigy

fake swine flu on rise
why? worsening econ news...
gov distracts public

29 August, 2009

Chevron Wahine Volleyball Invitational: #9 UCLA 3 - #25 Santa Clara 0

current song: Firestarter by Prodigy

shout out to Pac-10:
brrrang home volleyball, football
national titles

26 August, 2009

Triathlon

current song: Outta Here by Esmee Denters

fire Jean Stavrue!
cunt's pay comes from our taxes
terminate traitor

24 August, 2009

Project Runway 6 - Season Premiere

current song: Superhuman Touch by Athlete

traitor Jean Stavrue
against statehood... burned flag's star
cunt works LCC

22 August, 2009

Hawaii Statehood Day

current song: Sexy Bitch by David Guetta

Golden Jubilee
peace... prosperity... profits
thank you USA

21 August, 2009

Project Runway All-Star Challenge - Daniel Vosovic

current song: Pjanoo by Eric Prydz

Dems outta control
current deficit? trillions!
US uber-frelled

19 August, 2009

Aquatic

current song: Jericho by Prodigy

workplace parking lot
Japanese brands dominate
US car count? 2

14 August, 2009

Triathlon

current song: Definitely by Yoda

battlefield? puh-leeze!
get some talent miss (NO) sparks
uber-generic

08 August, 2009

Triathlon

current song: Hold That Sucker Down by OT Quartet

US deficit
in past... billions per cycle
now? frellin' trillions

06 August, 2009

Exercise

current song: Enjoy The Silence by Depeche Mode

E. Lee, L. Ling free!
quarantine! perform med tests
Nebari-like plot?

05 August, 2009

Triathlon

current song: Remedy by Little Boots

cash-clunkers program
should include stipulation
US brands only

01 August, 2009

Whale Wars 2 - Bait And Switch

current song: Idealistic by Digitalism

McMackin! no pride?!
cryin'?! what a drama queen!
frell... what a faggot