Pro Bowl: NFC 55 - AFC 41

current song: I Want To Hold Your Hand by The Beatles

thank you NFL
Pro Bowl boosts gross state product
state needs currency

Biathlon

current song: Hold It Against Me by Britney Spears

mini-van speedsters
please! you drive a mini-van!
not frellin' sports car!

Biathlon

current song: One by Swedish House Mafia

love and loathe traffic
sign of growing GSP
frell drivin' in it

Spartakiad 9 - Berlin

current song: Hey Baby by Pitbull

private v public
revenues v expenses
makers v takers

Biathlon

current song: Mr. Vain by Culture Beat on 93.9 FM jamz

drank box Hershey's milk
cuz lactose intolerant
constant flatulence

Aquatic

current song: Hey Baby by Pitbull

medical waste spill
spread up and down leeward coast
what did I swim in?

Hawaii Five-0 - He Kane Hewa'ole

current song: Hello by Martin Solveig & Dragonette

love the state of trance
solar day ends on good notes
frell funk and the blues

Salutations 2011

current song: Please Don't Let Me Go by Olly Murs

Happy New Cycle
in 2011...
I'll win Mega Mils